December 2011
147 posts
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
When someone attractive but personality is ugly...
ohsobreezyjae8:
infamoushype:
Forever Alone .
Text
laugh-addict:
When Your Crush Texts You:
When Your EX Texts You:
Wanna Laugh???Click Me!
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
Getting my period when i have to go to school :
khaliikassy:
When i wake up in the morning and i get my period :
When i get to school :
The feeling when you don’t wanna get up from your seat in class, cause you feel like this is going to happen once you stand up :
Wanting to eat every second, Finally when lunch comes.. I’m like :
Finally getting home, you go to lay down with horrible cramps feeling like...
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
imperfectbeautyyy:
joficris02:
bbossa:
Ahhahhaha at least it actually made me laugh
Lmfaoooooo!
Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
